I got it!
I know the song is from "Pedophile Elder" but I don't know the rest of the lyrics.
Elmer
Elmer J. Fudd
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song Lyrics
by Sassy inthis is similar to the movie lines.... in that you come up with lyrics from a song and ask what song it is?
then the winning answer can move on to ask another.. .
song number 1: .
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Prats with microphones
by Jonty Parkin inin your congregation, did you ever have macho-wannabes on the microphones, strutting up and down the aisles handling the mikes as though they were aka assault rifles?.
we had a few tossers like this.
in fact, i might even have been one of them.... jonty
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Elmer J. Fudd
Jonty,
Pardon me for the error as to your gender and thank you kindly for your english lesson.
I will have my girfriend sit on my face and spell the word out for about an hour, then I will be educated and never make the mistake again!
Love,
Elmer
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Prats with microphones
by Jonty Parkin inin your congregation, did you ever have macho-wannabes on the microphones, strutting up and down the aisles handling the mikes as though they were aka assault rifles?.
we had a few tossers like this.
in fact, i might even have been one of them.... jonty
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Elmer J. Fudd
kls,
You should get a clue as to her dimeaner from the photo. I'm dying too!
Elmer
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Prats with microphones
by Jonty Parkin inin your congregation, did you ever have macho-wannabes on the microphones, strutting up and down the aisles handling the mikes as though they were aka assault rifles?.
we had a few tossers like this.
in fact, i might even have been one of them.... jonty
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Elmer J. Fudd
Yeah Man. In my days that was "Cool Beans!" It beat the hell out of working behind the Literature Counter.
Elmer
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I Need Help On This One
by Elmer J. Fudd indear friends, .
i have a situation that just occured and i'm not sure how to handle it.
perhaps the experience of this board can be of assistance.. about an hour ago i intercepted my sisters e-mail address.
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Elmer J. Fudd
That seems like solid advice Tex.
Thanks,
Elmer
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I Need Help On This One
by Elmer J. Fudd indear friends, .
i have a situation that just occured and i'm not sure how to handle it.
perhaps the experience of this board can be of assistance.. about an hour ago i intercepted my sisters e-mail address.
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Elmer J. Fudd
kls,
To be honest, I don't know. I was told by another family member that it was because of Husband's infuence........
Elmer
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I Need Help On This One
by Elmer J. Fudd indear friends, .
i have a situation that just occured and i'm not sure how to handle it.
perhaps the experience of this board can be of assistance.. about an hour ago i intercepted my sisters e-mail address.
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Elmer J. Fudd
Dear Friends,
I have a situation that just occured and I'm not sure how to handle it. Perhaps the experience of this board can be of assistance.
About an hour ago I intercepted my Sisters E-mail address. She's a dub of about 15 years. She is the staunchest shunner of my family members. I make frequent trips to Kentucky, where the family lives and she will not talk to me. The WTS's gaff in her is a big one. Anyway Iv'e been contemplating sending her an E-mail. I don't know if I should or should not and quite frankly I don't know what to say to her. It's a shame, we were close as two gnats in a navel when we were kids. Damn, that Kentucky talk sneeks up on me.
Elmer J. Fudd
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Your Favourite song/lyrics?
by ScoobySnax inwhats your favourite song?
though its breaking every rule i've ever made.
my racing heart is just the same.
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Elmer J. Fudd
Well Scoob,
It varies week to week but it's definatly not in the "Thinks in which it is impossible to sing" song book of the WTS...............
THE POWER OF LOVE
(Gunther Mende, Candy DeRouge, Jennifer Rush, Mary Susan Applegate) The whispers in the morning Of lovers sleeping tight Are rolling like thunder now As I look in your eyes I hold on to your body And feel each move you make Your voice is warm and tender A love that I could not forsake 'Cause I am your lady And you are my man Whenever you reach for me I'll do all that I can Lost is how I'm feeling lying in your arms When the world outside's too Much to take That all ends when I'm with you Even though there may be times It seems I'm far away Never wonder where I am 'Cause I am always by your side 'Cause I am your lady And you are my man Whenever you reach for me I'll do all that I can We're heading for something Somewhere I've never been Sometimes I am frightened But I'm ready to learn Of the power of love The sound of your heart beating Made it clear Suddenly the feeling that I can't go on Is light years away 'Cause I am your lady And you are my man Whenever you reach for me I'll do all that I can We're heading for something Somewhere I've never been Sometimes I am frightened But I'm ready to learn Of the power of love
Celine Dion
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Do you lie about your age in your profile???
by frankiespeakin inwe all have to be careful about how much information we give out over the net,,it is wise and prudent in some areas,, but what about age???.
now i know many women don't like to admit they are over 29 what do you think is the percentage of correct profiles in reguards to age??.
this is private information and i don't want this to be a prying type of thread just reasonable discussion.
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Elmer J. Fudd
Well,
I'm 52, but I can't get it my profile or a pic!
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My Visit to the LDS
by Elmer J. Fudd ina girl i was dating 'bout 5 years ago was a member of the church of the later day saints, known to it's members as lds.
joseph smith, the book of mormon, you know the bit.
she invited me to attend services on a sunday and i agreed.
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Elmer J. Fudd
A girl I was dating 'bout 5 years ago was a member of The Church of the Later Day Saints, known to it's members as LDS. Joseph Smith, The Book of Mormon, you know the bit. She invited me to attend services on a Sunday and I agreed. We entered and sat. Behind the stage and podium were two flags, a US Military flag and a Kentucky State flag. First came "Testimony" where members would tell experiences about how Jesus has helped them. Dawn (girlfriend at the time) spoke about me and a few heads turned to give the once over.
After Testimony we were segregated in different rooms, men in one, women in another and children in yet another. I found myself in a room of men where we read both Scripture and from The Book of Morman. The theme of the lesson was making tithes, 10% and both books were used. The account of Abraham was pounded like a jack-hammer not to mention the accounts in The Book Mormon of which I had no knowledge.
After the session we were all hearded back to the main auditorium for the main speach and after the speaker gave a short introduction he posed this question to the audience. "Is money the root of all evil"? There were yes's and no's as the speaker probed and was satisfied with the yes's and no's he said very boldly "Money is not the root of all evil"! He then informed the audience of how much money was required to operate the church and activities including BYU University. After hearing all his bull-hockey about money for an hour he made a statement that rocked be back. He said "God needs your money"!
I burst out in laughter and even though I tried to muffle it with a handkechief it was loud enough to stop the speaker and train about 1000 eyes on me, including Dawn's. She gave me the "evil eye" that all men know. I knew. I decided to leave and laughed all the way out the door. Needless to say I didn't get "Lucky" that night!
I suppose these people think they can buy there way into Heaven. These guys are more brain-dead than Jehovah's Witnesses.
Elmer